Smith's deal checks in at No. 8, Bargnani at No. 3 and Amar'e takes the top (bottom?) spot on the list.
"For Knicks fans, he’s simply The Broken-Down Guy We Got That Summer When We Thought We Were Getting LeBron," Simmons said of Stoudemire.
Between the three players, the Knicks owe them over $86 million over the next three seasons.
Across town, the Nets also have three of the worst deals in the NBA.
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