President Donald Trump took to Twitter to explain why he "probably" was going to be Time Magazine's "Person of the Year", but "probably" wasn't good enough, so he declined.
Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named "Man (Person) of the Year," like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 24, 2017
Noah Syndergaard decided to have some fun with what the President said, composing a similar story of his own.
Sports Illustrated called and said I was probably going to be Sportsman of the Year, but it was going to take a long photo shoot and interview. I'm not proud of my recent perm and have a interpretive dance class at the interview time so I turned it down! No Thanks SI!!- Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) November 25, 2017
It may be the offseason, but Syndergaard's social media game is in midseason form.